Witty's Logo Shirt
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Cleverly Disguised as an Adult
Price $14.99
I Got Out of Bed. What MORE Do You Want From Me??
Black Sheep
SARCASM - because you won't understand anyways
I Sold Barry Bonds Steroids
Ever Been Beaten by a Girl?
BLONDE - it's ok to be jealous.
BRUNETTE - it's good to be smart.
REDHEAD - yes, that thing you heard is true
I'm Just Evil Like That
POLITICS - because they all can't be lawyers
Arrogance is Earned
Quit Pissing Me Off - I'm Running Out of Places to Hide the Bodies
I Might If You Ask Nice
I Do Bad Things . . .
You're Part of my Dastardly Plan
I Have the Body of a God - Budda
You're with Genius.
Sometimes When I'm alone, I GOOGLE myself.
Caffine Molecule
Do Not Disturb - Already Disturbed
Chris Blakley Logo Tees
Pink Weights or Big Plates?
Don't play stupid (you might win)
Also Available in Sober
TELEVISION - because reality is overrated
Hand Over the Coffee Pot and Nobody Gets Hurt
BARBIE - because little girls never did need self esteem
Ambiton, Dedication, Discipline - Some Assembly Required
ISSUES - get over them. nobody cares.
No Autographs Please!
Easily Amused
After - You Missed the Before
Big Egos Makes Small Muscles
My Wife Said She'd Leave Me...
It's Called a Deadlift
Bench Pressing is not a Team Sport
It's Just the Creatine
Caution: I Sweat
